Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Wanted a suitable alliance

Hello blogger buddies, don't worry. This advertisement is not for me. It's for one of my good friends of the recent times. I would like to arrange a swayamvara for my gold fish which lost its partner about a month back. The profile of my fish is:

Name : Pintoo

Sex : I don't know to check a fish's sex.

Occupation : Bindaas bewarse(nothing to do)

Age : I don't know but I bought it around 2 months back

Attitude : Definitely not a bully. Even though it stays with two other small fish, it never bothered them(at least while I was watching).

Miscellaneous Characteristics :
1)Eats a lot. Never feels shy to rush at food.
2)Shits a lot. Have to change water every couple of days.
3)Watching TV these days. But don't know what type of shows it likes.

You can find a couple of pictures of Pintoo below(He/She is very shy while posing for pictures):

22 comments:

Krishna Kumar said...

Lolzz...:))

broca's area said...

since it watches too much tv it must be a female one!...lol

Sree said...

hey.. i moved edo prayogalu chesa, malli choosukune sariki id poyindi, so stuck with the new one, please notethe change :).

Sree said...

by the way, naakoka betta undi.. usually femaleki fins chinnaga undi spread cheyyaledu ekkuva, so can make out the difference I guess.. so betta gold fish alliance elaguntundenti??

Keshi said...

haha cute post Satish!

*Sex : I don't know to check a fish's sex

So u want all bisexual fish to apply for this? LOL!


Keshi.

Anonymous said...

Khikhikhi...seegrameva partner praapthirasthu :)

RADhika said...

cute post.. :)

hmm, now don't let her/him watch woo much of discovery channel.. or else her/his expectations about the beau would increase! :D

ceedy said...

hehe:)

kya ho raha hai....practicing on a fish before your real alliance???

Anonymous said...

hehehe! for a fish :P!

lolzzz.... i m sure it is a "she"!
she watches TV :))

Solitaire said...

Yaha par logo ko alliances nahi mil rahe hai and you are looking for alliances for fish?????????

Sam said...

lol...
well.... its a bit hard arnd here to find a partner for the old self.. hope u the fish has a better luck!!

Realistic me... said...

Cute post!!!:))

Satish Bolla said...

@kk
thanx for navving

@brocasarea
thanx for giving me a hint. let me check next time

@sree
konchem shock ayya nee blog chusi. i thought it was hacked. thank god, u sorted it now

Satish Bolla said...

@sree
pelli chupulu eppudandi akka gaaru? mee pintoo ee madhya thega siggu pading

@keshi
thanx buddy. let's c. if no application comes, then the rules will b liberalized.

@keerthi
dhaanne maa bhasha lo insha-allah antaaru

Satish Bolla said...

@radhika
here we don't get that type of programs in discovery channel. anyways, thanx for the hint. will b careful with NGC n animal planet

@ceedy
u r a genius, man. but plz stop giving hints to others in sensitive issues like this... :(

@veens
yup. after all, it's my roomie, right?

Satish Bolla said...

@solitaire
check ceedy's comment for some hint.. ;)

@sam
already got one alliance frm sree

@realistic me
thanx, buddy

Anonymous said...

we have one fish at our place...size: large(compared to the rest)fud : eats a lot(so might be a gud company)
but our condition for marriage is that ur fish shd come to our aquarium....hehehe[:P]

Satish Bolla said...

@anonymous
no... can't imagine that.... :( but what can i do? am ok with it. can u send me pic of ur fish

Anonymous said...

yeah sure..we would think abt it

Anonymous said...

put an add in an aquarium. ur fish wud be swamped

Satish Bolla said...

@anonymous
wow, that's a good news. wait till i convey this to my pintoo. he/she'll n so happyyyy

Satish Bolla said...

@ashu
no need for an ad. am planning to pay a visit to the nearby aquarium in a week or so